The Top Eight Advantages of Worshiping the All-Father Serpent Yig

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  1. Snakes stop biting you
  2. Chicks dig it
  3. Yig is first, when it comes to Earth First
  4. Yig does have a lot of gold
  5. If you follow him for a while you can become a snake
  6. He’ll eat a billionaire for you
  7. He won’t mind if you hibernate
  8. Yig is from this planet, so he wants it to remain alive and whole

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